Brooktard

A man that can solo everything in fiction also he hasnever missed and

Brooktard is hot

by Brooktard July 27, 2021

brooktard

A walking W who is the most handsome man on earth He has also never missed And can solo fiction itself

Omg look thats brooktard he’s a Walking W and sexy asf

by Brooktard July 27, 2021

blocktard

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".

I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

brocktard

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.

Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."

by brock boy September 27, 2013

boobtard

When a dude goes brain dead when a nice pair of boobs are in front of him.

Dude, did you see that set on that chick at the bar, I turned into a boobtard when I saw them.

by PGB3476 May 8, 2014

Brolytard

A person who loves Broly from the Dragon Ball Z franchise, and/or considers his movies to be canon.

Person 1: Broly is canon!
Person 2: You are a Brolytard!

by SJLC January 12, 2012

bonktard

A sweaty person that plays bonk.ok. They leave sweat residue on their keyboard and always play grapple instead of classic

. Yo look at Fionn he is being a real BONKTARD.

by Beanz4172882 May 4, 2021