Bromet

To insert one's penis into a lukewarm grapefruit and fuck it.
The grapefruit is usually an average sotrebought grapefruit that has been warmed up in a microwave. The penis usually belongs to a small, skinny, white male who will never know if the grapefruit feels like a real pussy or not.

Recently Jason noticed that his hand was no longer able to do their job. His ever sympathetic mother now supplies grapefruits for him to bromet with, in exchange for oral pleasure.

by Fizbitch June 2, 2008

Brometheus

A friend who allows you to borrow a lighter. Named after the Greek god who gave fire to humans.

Francis: Hey bros, anyone got a lighter? I'm tryna spark this doobie.
Chad: Yeah bro I got you.
Francis: Thanks Brometheus.

by YouHaveToCallMeDragon July 7, 2012

Bromeat

Another term for your bro's junk.

Guy1: DUDE "get your bromeat off of my leg"

Guy2: "Oh, sorry bra"

by furdog July 21, 2012

bromentum

The driving force among a group of friends (bros) during a night of partying. As more "bros" decide to party, the group gains bromentum.

"Dude, everybody's leaving the party! We're losing bromentum!"

by ZagBro December 29, 2007

Bromat

A format that is performed by a bro.

We have bromat permission from the user.
This computer just needs a bromat to fix the problem.

by Bakerjk October 28, 2010

brœthers

A group of straight heterosexual males who are gay only for each other

I thought my new boyfriend was normal, but them I caught him cheating on me with his brœthers!

by FrostyTheBlowMan April 20, 2021

Bromotion

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.

How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009