noun- A large fighting force culled primarily from the ranks of your closest bros, is often wild, aggressive, and ready to do battle. The brolitia is usually assembled for an express purpose, and is fuelled by Natty Light, 40's, and weed. Summoned by the blowing of a conch.
Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia
Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia
a) Bros, some creepy fag is following my girlfriend and her friends home from a houseparty...they may be in danger. Let's assemble the brolitia, kick the shit out of them, and then all her friends will bang you out of gratitude.
b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.
c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.
b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.
c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.
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1. An eating disorder that plagues men with low self-esteem, which causes them to throw up after every meal in order to cut calories.
2. The eating disorder that brolimics suffer from.
2. The eating disorder that brolimics suffer from.
Man 1: Man, that steak was fire! I gotta go run to the crapper.
Man 2: Dude always has to go to the bathroom after he eats! What's up with that?
Man 3: I think he got brolimia, listen.
Man 1: (In background) BARF!!!
Man 2: Yep, he's brolimic.
Man 2: Dude always has to go to the bathroom after he eats! What's up with that?
Man 3: I think he got brolimia, listen.
Man 1: (In background) BARF!!!
Man 2: Yep, he's brolimic.
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1) We ask that you’ll join us in being one of the homies… but to ensure that you are a true G you have to go through the trials of Bronitiation 🥶
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