Squeeze Fountain

A penis; usually one that's about to "erupt".

"She grabbed my Squeeze Fountain," and it shot everywhere.

by tylercee March 11, 2011

Corvette Dick

A small penis. Basically describes the genital size of the owner or the perspective owner of said car. Generally, the owner or of the perspective car seek the Corvette to overcompensate for their lack of bulge in their pants.

Man, that bitch still turned me down. Damn Corvette Dick does it every time!

by tylercee September 13, 2010

jellyteen

A teenager whose figure is gelatinous.

"That jellyteen has lived at the buffet."

by tylercee July 10, 2006

Lustin' Bieber

An extreme fondness for twink singing sensation Justin Bieber

"I'm Lustin' Bieber, man!"

by tylercee December 23, 2009

Softpoof

A young, smooth homosexual, a synonym for a twink.

"I saw so many softpoofs near the skate park."

by tylercee December 23, 2009

Thrust-in Bieber

The act of aggressively entering the body of singing sensation Justin Bieber.

I Thrust-in Bieber, and there's no complaints from him!

by tylercee November 01, 2010

Corvetitals

Small genitals. The Corvette is known to overcompensate for those sans a crease in their corduroys, so this is what their crotch would be called. Can essentially encompass anyone who has no dick.

Wow, my Corvetitals had me laughed at in the shower!

by tylercee September 13, 2010