tylercee's definitions

Softpoof

A young, smooth homosexual, a synonym for a twink.

"I saw so many softpoofs near the skate park."

by tylercee December 23, 2009

Squeeze Fountain

A penis; usually one that's about to "erupt".

"She grabbed my Squeeze Fountain," and it shot everywhere.

by tylercee March 11, 2011

Thrust-in Bieber

The act of aggressively entering the body of singing sensation Justin Bieber.

I Thrust-in Bieber, and there's no complaints from him!

by tylercee November 1, 2010

Corvette Dick

A small penis. Basically describes the genital size of the owner or the perspective owner of said car. Generally, the owner or of the perspective car seek the Corvette to overcompensate for their lack of bulge in their pants.

Man, that bitch still turned me down. Damn Corvette Dick does it every time!

by tylercee September 13, 2010

jellyteen

A teenager whose figure is gelatinous.

"That jellyteen has lived at the buffet."

by tylercee July 10, 2006

Brolita

Like a Lolita, but the male equivalent to.

"Wow, that Brolita really turned on that cougar."

by tylercee January 15, 2010

Skelly-teen

A teenager, who is skeletal in build. The opposite is the Jellyteen(fat teen, or gelatinous

"That 15 year old spurning meals is a Skelly-teen (as Jellyteen is( "That 15 year old who binges at Arby's is a Jellyteen").

by Tylercee October 11, 2008