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Brolita

Like a Lolita, but the male equivalent to.
"Wow, that Brolita really turned on that cougar."
by tylercee January 15, 2010
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Brolita

A female version of a male bro
Paul is my bro Susan across the street is my brolita
by FarinoElite.pw June 23, 2018
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Broletariat

Sean's broletariat lifestyle involves him working at a factory but spends his money on Keystone Light and DMB tickets.
by Dilrod November 11, 2007
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Brolytard

A person who loves Broly from the Dragon Ball Z franchise, and/or considers his movies to be canon.
Person 1: Broly is canon!
Person 2: You are a Brolytard!
by SJLC January 12, 2012
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broliterate

The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.
Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.
by Cooler Bro September 30, 2009
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Brolitia

noun- A large fighting force culled primarily from the ranks of your closest bros, is often wild, aggressive, and ready to do battle. The brolitia is usually assembled for an express purpose, and is fuelled by Natty Light, 40's, and weed. Summoned by the blowing of a conch.

Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia
a) Bros, some creepy fag is following my girlfriend and her friends home from a houseparty...they may be in danger. Let's assemble the brolitia, kick the shit out of them, and then all her friends will bang you out of gratitude.

b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.

c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.
by Evander Brolyfield April 29, 2010
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bropitamy

the act of reaching the pinnacle of being a bro. self actualization that oneselves is bro.
Bro 1: Dude I convinced her to get an abortion
Bro 2: You are the bropitamy.
by Broness September 9, 2010
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