Brolee 

brolee is the most awesome best friend anyone could have, Along with being a total clown.

WOW, I wish i was as cool as Brolee.

Brolee by FineNigguh November 28, 2011

Crème Brolée 

When two or more bros pay equal amounts of cash to share a dish of crème brûlée. Oftentimes feeding each other with chilled spoons, while staring longingly into each other’s eyes. The crème brûlée is warm, the tension is hot.

“I’m not rich bro, how about we split the cost and have a dish of Crème Brolée?

Crème Brolée by JosieTheWitch December 26, 2022

brolders 

When one male puts another male on his shoulders; typically at a music fest, concert, etc.

Guy 1: Hey, put me up on your shoulders like those girls.

Guy 2: Naw man, brolders isn't a good look for either of us.

brolders by white d'angelo November 23, 2015

Brolex 

A fake Rolex that all of your friends agree to say is real when you're around women.

Dude, we're gonna be hookin' up tonight when you sling your Brolex around!

Brolex by RealRolexGuy March 27, 2011

Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.

I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.

Brolentines Day by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011

The Crème Brulee Dessert 

You are in the wilderness with your lady. You build a nice, romantic fire to keep her warm and hand her a beer. She cuddles in for warmth. You accept and cuddle back. You are not romantic, this is a set up for an monumental Crème Brule (burnt cream) Dessert.

As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.

Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.

So I was with Mindy the other night. Took her out past Old Bear Road and down by Brawny Creek. Had a cooler full of Millers and started a nice campfire to get her twatt a soppin’. Worked like a charm. Next thing you know, she is sucking me off like a white collar criminal doing hard time with murderers. Well, I pull out my cock and drop a mother load of bag yogurt all over her unsuspecting face. Before she has a chance, I grab her, hold her close to the fire and glaze that jizz over her gub until it forms a nice little crust. Then I pulled her away to let her cool and tapped that crust with my cock till it cracked, like a fancy ass The Crème Brulee Dessert.

The Crème Brulee Dessert by madmarkfromthetdot October 11, 2012