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Brolepathy

The act of knowing what your bro is thinking, without having any immediate communication with him.
Bro 1: I just made seventy dollars by mowing one lawn!
Bro 2: Whoa! I was just thinking about your lawn business.
*Brolepathy*
Brolepathy by Bromeo Montague July 22, 2010
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brolepathy

When to bros are on the same brain wave or know what the other bro is thinking.
*Jessica Alba walks by*

Bro 1 & 2: Shit dude, I just jizzed my pants.
Bro 1: We definitely just had a broment of brolepathy rite there.
brolepathy by jignasty January 13, 2010
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bromeopathy 

When you watch Tucker Carlson and believe your testosterone levels are down and that's what's caused all the ills in the world (including Obama's election), so you try to find a solution, which is to tan your testicles (and eventually get testicular cancer).
Bro, we need some bromeopathy, let's get our testicles tanned together!
when good friends (guys) immediately think of the same thing and quote it. no matter the distance the thought can be shared.
(two friends in different cities talking over IM)"I AM THE LAWWW" "THE LAWWWWWWWW" dude... epic bropathy!
Bropathy by Soul Nevik October 21, 2010

Belepathy 

When true best friends share the same mind or are always on the same wave length
Bestfriend#1:I want ice cream
Bestfriend #2: OMG I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT!
Bestfriend #1:OMG BELEPATHY
Belepathy by The best friends! July 25, 2018

Prolepathy 

When two pros think alike and mop the floor with fr00bz
Jaydee and Mhykke have such prolepathy, did you see them pwn those fr00bz?
Prolepathy by Jaydee117 June 22, 2011
The mental link between two or more bros. Unaffected by distance. Enables bros to communicate without complete and accurate descriptions of events and items.
Bro1- "Hey bro can you get me-"

Bro2- "-A Pepsi, got it bro."

Bro1- "Wow! Must have been bropathy."
bropathy by EdwintheGreat August 10, 2012
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