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On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.
-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"
brojangles by TheDannyG March 30, 2023
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brokaki by Gizzlord5k November 7, 2013
broja
(pronounced broha) a best friend that has gone through or helped you through the hardest moments in life and been a part of all the hilariously good times full of inside jokes and sore diaphragms from laughing so hard. A girl or boy who is one of your top friends because you trust them due to past experiences. resembles that of a wingman
broja by andrew, jai, evan February 4, 2009
brosaken
to forsake the bro-code in anyway; dating a bro's ex-girlfriend, drinking all of a bro's natty ice, etc.
Dane shows up to a party with the ex-girlfriend of one of his bros, to which the aforementioned bro screams "OF ALL THE BRAUDACITY!... WHY HAVE YOU BROSAKEN ME!?"
brosaken by DJ Brosiden June 12, 2010
Brojamas
When a guy invites a bunch of friends over to his house to chill and then, since its his house, changes into something more comfortable. You can always tell who's house it is by the sight of 5 dudes in jeans and sneakers while one guy is bare-foot and has shorts and a old Thundercats t-shirt on.