On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.

-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"

brojangles by TheDannyG March 30, 2023

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Brotassium

The chemical element required in bro's in order to carry out day to day activities. Can be found in most energy drinks (Monster, Rockstar, etc.), fast food, Natty Ice, and various other foods. Not to be confused with brotein.

"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"

"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."

Brotassium by P Banger October 21, 2009

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Brojank

The opposite of bojank.

Word used to replace anything with a good or bro-ish meaning.

Bro 1: Have you heard of the band Jack's Mannequin?
Bro 2: Ya! They are so brojank.

Brojank by Derp1 April 23, 2011

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broja

(pronounced broha) a best friend that has gone through or helped you through the hardest moments in life and been a part of all the hilariously good times full of inside jokes and sore diaphragms from laughing so hard. A girl or boy who is one of your top friends because you trust them due to past experiences. resembles that of a wingman

Hey do you know Jai and Evan?
for sures, they are my brojas.

broja by andrew, jai, evan February 4, 2009

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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