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Bring on the meat
Obese Man: Anyone Here A Vegetarian
Vegetarian: Oh, I am.
Obese Man: MMM BRING ON THE MEAT! (Proceeds to shove chuck roast down his esophagus until he vomits everywhere.
Vegetarian: Oh, I am.
Obese Man: MMM BRING ON THE MEAT! (Proceeds to shove chuck roast down his esophagus until he vomits everywhere.
Bring on the meat by HoratioSanchez December 28, 2008
BRING ON THE WALL
A phrase used when excited for the sesh. It generally means that you are going to have a crazy night, snort cocaine off a strippers chest and then absolutely vomcano outside a kebab shop at 7am
BRING ON THE WALL by charliebigpotatoes October 26, 2017
Bring on the Trumpets
1. A phrase that has grown popular after an advert for The Natural Confectionary Company featured a gummy bear, voiced by Matt Berry, shouting it at a gummy snake for little or no reason.
2. A statement often made at the point of orgasm.
2. A statement often made at the point of orgasm.
1. Gummy Bear: Bring on the Trumpets!
2. Male: Oh God, I think I'm about to come
Female: Not in my hair plz
Male: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
2. Male: Oh God, I think I'm about to come
Female: Not in my hair plz
Male: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
Bring on the Trumpets by -Roachy- February 4, 2009
Bring On The Trumpets
"Having done no work this year I doubt I'll get into university, but whatever the future holds for me it'll probably be slightly better than killing myself now, so bring on the trumpets."
Bring On The Trumpets by CYBERFLIRTATIONISAWORD February 21, 2009
bring on the horny
Reading, watching, hearing or observing something that instantaneously triggers, full force, the physical reaction of arousal.
bring on the horny by jenniferfarley1@hotmail.com August 7, 2008
bring on the anti depressants
X: "Fuckit! Bobby dumped me! I feel like killing myself!"
Y: "Bring on the anti depressants! Prozacs do the job!"
Y: "Bring on the anti depressants! Prozacs do the job!"
bring on the anti depressants by Patrick Norman September 25, 2005
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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