The first nice day of Spring, usually the saturday after skirt day, in which all the bros chill out by the grill in their lax pennies or 90s NBA jersey and ray bans. Pig skins will be tossed, fags smoked, natties crushed, and red meat consumed.

Right after spring break the vernal broquinox came me and my and all my bros chilled outside all day. So chill.

Moose-- can you bring over my vineyard vines coozie today? Its the vernal broquinox.

vernal broquinox by peckerle March 20, 2011

Related Words

Broguin • brogin • brogging • brogaine • Broggini • Brogini • Broginity • broginty • Broguise • brogun

Brogini

The evolution of the surfer term "brah" or the general white person term "bro". An actual word in the Italian language.

Yo! What's up brogini?!

Brogini by Kris Angelosanto December 9, 2007

Broginity

bro gin ity
1)A man losing his backdoor v-card to a friend (bro) in order to assert dominance. Not necessarily a homoerotic display, but an establishment of roles in the relationship.

speaker 1: I heard Evan lost his broginity to John.
speaker 2: I think we're next, John's way to manly for us.
speaker 1: We don't have to like it though right?
speaker 2: No, but still it's unavoidable.

Broginity by jten June 30, 2009

Brogina

When a bro pulls your junk between your legs to create a mangina, a simulated vagina.
Also known as getting enzo'd, a character from the popular kids cartoon reboot.

My friend wondered what i'd look like as a woman so he placed a wig on my head and gave me a brogina.

Brogina by D-Cumm June 21, 2010

Broguise

A homophobic way of disguising one's possibility of having homosexual feelings towards another male friend/stranger; justifies a situation viewed by homophobes as gay

"Yo Eddy, no homo, but you just gave me such a big broner. I think we need to end this bromance before it gets to serious. No more mandates, bro. And give me back my murse."

"Bro, maybe we're actually just gay. Stop wearing your broguise"

Broguise by chicagoan992 October 19, 2009

Brogina

When your bro sends you a pic of his vagina.

Bro 1: Damn bro nice pussy
Bro 2: Thanks man it’s my brogina

Brogina by Broawesome69 July 29, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026