Pauile: "I was in the army signal core. What this thing needs is what we call a

Brogan Adjustment"
Christopher: "What's that? Y'know how?"
Pauile: "Yep"
*procedes to smash DVD player with left shoe"

brogan adjustment by rjd1118 November 3, 2021

Related Words

brogun • brogan • brogurt • brogues • brogus • brogen • brogan adjustment • Brogent • brogin • BRouN

Brogus

When a Bro commits an act that is considered bogus to another Bro.

Bro #1 - "Hey, Bro. Don't be mad, but I hooked up with your ex last night at a party."
Bro #2 - "Bro, why you do me Brogus?"

Bro #1 - "Sorry Bro, I didn't mean to do you Brogus. She was just coming on to me, and I thought that it was cool since you guys broke up like, a year ago."
Bro #2 - "We broke up last week, Bro. That was so Brogus."

Brogus by Drawers8894 September 3, 2015

brogan cover

When you are getting naughty with a lady and you gently caress her nipples into your mouth and inhale slightly.

Oh no!! That guy just brogan covered my girl!

brogan cover by Cullycover December 23, 2014

Booguns

Booguns: a person of aboriginal descent that leaches off tax payers, sniffs wood glue and eats bananas sprayed with Lysol. You can find them loitering outside liquor stores waiting for them to open in the mornings and at the post office at the end of the month picking up their welfare and Treaty Cheques. They usually smell of alcohol and are often incoherent. Many live on reserves but most migrate to towns and cities where they hang out side the 7-Eleven asking for money so they can buy smokes and Royal Red.

Other slangs: chugs, pyoots, wagon burners, prairie niggers, redskins, Neechees savages, BFI’s, Bucks, squaw hoppers, tee pee creepers, yazzies, war whoopers, bits or huffs

“Hey Johnny, wanna go hang out beside the liquor store and do some booguns bashing?”
“Ya wait til one of those squaw hoppers comes out with a handle of Royal Red and smash his knees and steal it”
“Then we can hit up that party this weekend and get Neechee pissed”
“Fuckin eh, that’ll be fun”

Booguns by Ernie Scarrrr January 16, 2018

Brogon

Guys who are infatuated with dragons.

Brogons love "Dragons: Riders of Berk".

Brogon by Admiral T'fear November 28, 2012

beef broganoff

The food of the bro.

One of these titles is required to consume or even glance upon beef broganoff:

Brogan
Broseph
Broohah

Other infidels are not worthy of the savory taste of beef broganoff.

Bro's mom: Hi honey
Brogan: Can we have my boy over for some chow?
Bro's mom: As long as it's not that friend you call "broohah", because we ran out of beef broganoff last night.

Brogan: seriously wtf. im hittin Broseph's place tonight

beef broganoff by Rogaine (Joegus) February 20, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026