brogging

The highly (un)interesting act of bragging about oneself while blogging. Usually done by narcissistic pissholes whose blogs never ever get read anyways.

Dude, I wanna burn and roast these mofos who are brogging all the time. Like who cares - the very fact that they have to spend their time typing out how cool they are shows how much of a negative social life they have!

by Nikhilv November 12, 2008

Brog

Slang for softdrink in some areas of Norway.

Skal vi stikke å kjøpe brog?

by Arild May 5, 2008

brog

a blog used solely as a platform for bragging

"Did you read Jamie's brog yesterday? He got voted valedictorian and prom king. Let's kill him."

by Victor Pineiro November 11, 2007

Brog

A character in the Zork adventure gaming series.

Brog is a particular Brogmoid, who was instrumental into the bringing of magic back to the Great Underground Empire. He was looking for a safe ground from the Inquisition when he crawled into the Totemizer, which dumped him in Hades. He was recruited by a former Frobozz Electric Perma-Suck Salesman who got him to find the Skull of Yoruk. The skull was one of the three magical artifacts the salesman used to bind all magical energies. The explosion on Flathead Mesa that resulted from this shattered Brog's totem, and he fell off of the cliff. Luckily, he survived.

Brog like rocks, mmmm rocks!

by Brog_Likes_rocks June 30, 2004

Brog

Getting all of your mates to cum in a drink and then drink it, making a bro grog.

Bro 1: "Hey, do you wanna try some brog tonight?"
Bro 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in"

by Swizzling-G June 8, 2021

brog

A name guys call eachother cause they think they are cool, even though it has no meaning.

broj "Hey brog, wanna hang after school today?"

by maddsbaby202 December 11, 2009

brog

frog making sound but also brog can replace frog. frogs that are two partners in love and become brogs in love on a rock or leaf. brogs are happy and always be happier than any animal in the world. they just sleep, dream, eat, and smile.

her: i want to become a brog

him: we will in the afterlife

both:BROGGGGGG

by beanbrog February 27, 2023