Brocreate 

After a man and his bro’ take their bromance to the next level they brocreate - literally or metaphorically. Often times this leads to bromantic-complications when one bro’ meant it casually and the other was in it emotionally.

"Dude, Alex! Mario Lopez and I finally brocreated after a I popped a broner watching him move my fridge. It was so bromantic!"

Brocreate by M.A.C.E. & Associates February 27, 2009

brocreate 

verb, -ated, -ating

The act of sex between a bro and a bro ho (a.k.a. bro hoe), that results in the production, intentional or otherwise, of offspring. The bro and his ho need not be married, and typically are not. The act of sex may have been preceded by excessive consumption of cheap beer, or use of illegal substances. The bro's hat remains on his head during this act, as it does at all times.

"I was walking through the bro parking at the shopping center today, and I saw a bro and his ho trying to brocreate in the back of his bro truck. I barfed as soon as I realized what I was looking at."

brocreate by bycrom February 8, 2009

Brociate

Men that have evolved beyond their previous lives as mere "bro's".

Wife: Who is texting you?
Me: Bitch, it's just my Brociate, don't worry about it

Brociate by Brociate November 14, 2020

Brocrates 

Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)

A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy

*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...

*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"

Brocrates by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010

procreate 

1. a colloquial term used in place of the scientific description"fuck"

2. someone in favor of alternative building materials.

People on public buses are very interested in procreating.

Ted: I wanted to procreate with insert name; she had a really large ass and I thought we were meant to be.

Oh procreate! I totally forgot to bring my English essay!

2. The debate between the pro-crete activists and the con-crete activists is intensifying.

procreate by draconlord November 26, 2010

Broceratops 

A guy that is just so incredibly 'bro' that he can only be known as a Broceratops.

The origin comes from the word 'bro', combined with triceratops, a dinosaur that lived in the Late Cretaceous Period. This makes a Broceratops.

Yo what's good, Broceratops!

Look at that tool! What a Broceratops!

Broceratops by Meatwaded January 8, 2009

Brocreation 

When two straight dudes want to take their bromance to the next level.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Bert and Ernie.

Brocreation: The Tandem Bicycle.

Brocreation by KevinDoyleTheBromantic October 25, 2009