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Brocreation 

When two straight dudes want to take their bromance to the next level.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Bert and Ernie.

Brocreation: The Tandem Bicycle.
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Procreation 

Procreation is the reproduction of offspring by a sexual process or asexual process.

The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, procreation in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.

Procreation is absolutely necessary for the vast majority of animal species to survive.

Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.
Procreation is essential to the survival of all mammals including Humans.

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

Broception 

When a man is inside another man whom he considers his bro. Can be sexual but doesn't have to be. A bro within a bro.
Bro 1: Dude, you're inside me bro!
Bro 2: I know, bro. It's broception!
Broception by Inglorious Face February 13, 2013

Brocation 

A vacation amongst male comrades, or 'bros' as they are known. Generally a road trip to a desirable spot which allows for good bonding and all sorts of unchecked shenanigans.

Female variation is known as the Hocation.
You: Yo man if you release them crickets in the hallway, you ain't graduating.

Me: Forget graduation bro. Only thing that matters now is Brocation.

procreation station 

The place where you bring girls to get some action. Should be someplace like the couch in your basement or the back seat or your car.
Guy 1: hey man you taking a trip to the station tonight?

Guy 2: yeah man im pulling in at 8 sharp. this chick is wicked hot dude!

Guy 1: nice how far you going?

Guy 2: its called the procreation station. im going for a homerun tonight!
procreation station by cheese16 October 10, 2011

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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