Brocrates 

Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)

A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy

*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...

*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"

Brocrates by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010

Brociate

Men that have evolved beyond their previous lives as mere "bro's".

Wife: Who is texting you?
Me: Bitch, it's just my Brociate, don't worry about it

Brociate by Brociate November 14, 2020

Brocrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating...

... with your bro.

1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."

Brocrasterbating by SpaceMountain March 1, 2011

Brocreate 

After a man and his bro’ take their bromance to the next level they brocreate - literally or metaphorically. Often times this leads to bromantic-complications when one bro’ meant it casually and the other was in it emotionally.

"Dude, Alex! Mario Lopez and I finally brocreated after a I popped a broner watching him move my fridge. It was so bromantic!"

Brocreate by M.A.C.E. & Associates February 27, 2009

Brorate

To distribute evenly among bros.

There were a lot of guys at the last party, so the girls had to be brorated.

Brorate by Auraten October 29, 2010

brocrasterbate 

To brocrastinate by masturbating. Masturbating with your bros in lieu of performing necessary tasks such as homework.

"I had a final tomorrow, but me and my bros played COD and then brocrasterbated to completion on the carpet in my frat. We called no homo first."

brocrasterbate by LaMarcus69420 October 31, 2011

brocreate 

verb, -ated, -ating

The act of sex between a bro and a bro ho (a.k.a. bro hoe), that results in the production, intentional or otherwise, of offspring. The bro and his ho need not be married, and typically are not. The act of sex may have been preceded by excessive consumption of cheap beer, or use of illegal substances. The bro's hat remains on his head during this act, as it does at all times.

"I was walking through the bro parking at the shopping center today, and I saw a bro and his ho trying to brocreate in the back of his bro truck. I barfed as soon as I realized what I was looking at."

brocreate by bycrom February 8, 2009