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Men that have evolved beyond their previous lives as mere "bro's".
Wife: Who is texting you?
Me: Bitch, it's just my Brociate, don't worry about it
Brociate by Brociate November 14, 2020
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When two straight males go out on a date.
"Hey Juan want to go watch a movie?"
"Sure bro"
"Alright it's settled, it's a brodate"
Brodate by Devx September 6, 2009
The connection between two bros who truly understand each other and have kindred spirits.
"Dude, you're awesome. You're my bromate!"
Bromate by PizK September 27, 2011

Brocation 

A vacation amongst male comrades, or 'bros' as they are known. Generally a road trip to a desirable spot which allows for good bonding and all sorts of unchecked shenanigans.

Female variation is known as the Hocation.
You: Yo man if you release them crickets in the hallway, you ain't graduating.

Me: Forget graduation bro. Only thing that matters now is Brocation.

Brocrates 

Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)

A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy
*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...

*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"
Brocrates by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010
a complex intimate relationship between two men of any sexuality, abolishing any divisions between brotherhood and companionship.
guy 1: those guys are tight... they gay or something?

guy 2: nah, shad and kain are bromates for life.

guy 1: ahh... i'm totally jel.
bromate by kain mcleod April 3, 2008