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Bromate
Brocrates
Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)
A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy
A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy
*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...
*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"
*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"
Brocrates by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010
bromate
a complex intimate relationship between two men of any sexuality, abolishing any divisions between brotherhood and companionship.
guy 1: those guys are tight... they gay or something?
guy 2: nah, shad and kain are bromates for life.
guy 1: ahh... i'm totally jel.
guy 2: nah, shad and kain are bromates for life.
guy 1: ahh... i'm totally jel.
bromate by kain mcleod April 3, 2008
Bromate
1. Like soulmate but with two dudes
2. Two dudes destined to spend their lives not boning each other but hanging out like champions regardless
2. Two dudes destined to spend their lives not boning each other but hanging out like champions regardless
Dude we're like... we're like bromates. Like I don't want to bone you dude, but I'll tease your hair, I mean fuck it, we're bromates.
Bromate by Maximus Decimus Merbrodius January 23, 2013
sodium bromate
sodium bromate by Twopenny May 4, 2016
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