Brorate

To distribute evenly among bros.

There were a lot of guys at the last party, so the girls had to be brorated.

by Auraten October 29, 2010

Brodate

When two straight males go out on a date.

"Hey Juan want to go watch a movie?"
"Sure bro"
"Alright it's settled, it's a brodate"

by Devx September 6, 2009

Bromate

The connection between two bros who truly understand each other and have kindred spirits.

"Dude, you're awesome. You're my bromate!"

by PizK September 27, 2011

Brocrates

Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)

A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy

*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...

*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"

by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010

bromate

a complex intimate relationship between two men of any sexuality, abolishing any divisions between brotherhood and companionship.

guy 1: those guys are tight... they gay or something?

guy 2: nah, shad and kain are bromates for life.

guy 1: ahh... i'm totally jel.

by kain mcleod April 3, 2008

Bromate

1. Like soulmate but with two dudes

2. Two dudes destined to spend their lives not boning each other but hanging out like champions regardless

Dude we're like... we're like bromates. Like I don't want to bone you dude, but I'll tease your hair, I mean fuck it, we're bromates.

by Maximus Decimus Merbrodius January 23, 2013

sodium bromate

Sodium Bromate = NaBrO3 = Nah Bro

"He asked me to hang out with him and I was all like Sodium Bromate."

by Twopenny May 4, 2016