Brising 

The practice of running around intoxicated and half naked while offering detailed opinions on astrology.

Dwight Schrute was once detained for publicly brising and claiming that he was the first man on the moon.

Brising by Quivelqueen2020 January 31, 2019

Brikings 

A series of male queefs, consisting of a rapid-fire brisk expulsion of penile flatulence. There is occasional drippage associated with this disorder.

1. "I went to make my mead, but the next thing I knew I had brikings in my shorts."
2. "I kept yelling over my wife until she handed me a fistful of my brikings medications."
3. "I don't drink commercial mead with sorbate because the flavor causes me a fit of the brikings."

Brikings by brianized2 July 15, 2021

Cruising for a Bruising 

someone who is pushing there luck and likely to become physically assulted for their actions

Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!

Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?

Rob) <exits room>

Cruising for a Bruising by footjuice_solutions June 17, 2009

Bruising the Banana

Similar to jacking off, but standing in a dark corner and sobbing while doing the act.

He really enjoys bruising the banana.

Bruising the Banana by mal1234 October 30, 2019

briping 

A sex act involving male genitalia performing anal, and then after completion the partner sucking the combination of substances out of the penis, like they're smoking a pipe.

As Anthony finished, Hamilton turned around and gave him a surprise briping.

briping by DocFuzz March 31, 2021

brining the turkey 

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.

George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".

brining the turkey by pruned November 24, 2013

Brining 

When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself

I'm still brining about what that asshole said

Brining by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017