Braising

Braising is a non-penetrating sexual act whereby a girl rides a male cowgirl anf glides her wet snatch back and forth over an erect penis wedged between her vaginal lips and the male's stomach.

Roger blew a hot nut all the way up to his neck when his girlfriend jumped on top and started braising his engorged fuck stick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Braising Beef

To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.

Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Cruising for a Bruising

someone who is pushing there luck and likely to become physically assulted for their actions

Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!

Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?

Rob) <exits room>

by footjuice_solutions June 17, 2009

Bruising the Banana

Similar to jacking off, but standing in a dark corner and sobbing while doing the act.

He really enjoys bruising the banana.

by mal1234 October 30, 2019

Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.

Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020

High Braining

Someone who sets unrealistic goals.
One who sets to high of expectations.

My Child's always high braining when it comes to what they want to be when they grow up.

My guidance counselor always tells me I'm high braining.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

brawsing

Surfing the web for bras.

Girl: I've got to find the right bra for a backless dress I'm wearing on my wedding.

Other girl: Oh man, bra shopping can be so tough.

Girl: Yeah, I'll probably spend hours brawsing.

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 23, 2016