GO SEE PART 1 FIRST YOU STUPID BIRD
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.
He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.
The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.
And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.
Amen
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.
He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.
The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.
And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.
Amen
Brian's fate part 2 is a tragic but necessary one. There were no avoiding his future. It was set in stone. Not even LADA DRACUL could have alternered it.
Amen
Amen
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