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Brexplain 

The act, by a European, of explaining a topic to an American who has an advanced degree in the topic. Typically the European assumes they're more knowledgeable than an American without any reason. The explanation offered by the European is often incorrect or wrong, but this does not stop them from trying to show off.
Dr. Green, a tenured professor in statistics, was tired of the 2nd-year university students from Europe trying to Brexplain why they understood statistics more than him.
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Briesplaining 

The act of SJWs trying to worm their way out of negative consequences for their blatant racism/sexism. Most notably the briesplainer will always avoid any kind of apology, will avoid any admittance of wrongdoing, and will never take responsibility for their words/actions. Another common trait of briesplaining is an attempt to blame and shift negative attention onto the target of the original prejudicial/discriminatory actions.

Named for the desperate backpedalling by Brie Larson and her fellow SJW supporters in defence of her campaign of racism and misandry in the weeks preceding Captain Marvel's release.
Bob: Did you see Brie Larson's latest interview?
Dave: Yeah, it was pathetic, she's constantly just briesplaining rather than admitting she was wrong.
Briesplaining by DarkFenix February 25, 2019

Bragplain 

To brag and complain at the same time.
An example of bragplaining: It rained on the way to my modeling shoot. My designer dress got ruined! At least everyone said they were speechless at my beauty anyway.

When people want you to know how great they are but still whine at you, they may bragplain.

1. Ashley's Facebook statuses are so obnoxious. All she does is bragplain.
Bragplain by FansAndFlames November 21, 2011

Bragplaining 

When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.
Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.

Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.
Bragplaining by TheShrewKing August 9, 2010
Word of the Day on August 14, 2010

brexplaining 

To twist and distort facts that show Brexit is a bad idea into arguments in support of it.
He was Brexplaining to me how food shortages would be a good thing as we could all do with loing a little weight.
brexplaining by PanGalactic January 1, 2019
An amalgamation of the words 'brexit' and 'remain' or 'bremain'.

1. (As a general term): When the vote of the majority ends up being ignored, because political outcomes seldom have anything to do with democracy.

2. (More specifically): What occurred following an EU membership referendum of the UK population held on 23rd June 2016. The majority voted for Britain to exit 'brexit' its membership of the European Union, but the actual outcome finally decided upon by politicians with notoriously scant regard for democracy was that Britain remained or 'bremained' as a member of the European Union.

The aftermath of the event was symbolised by approximately half the UK's population being indiscriminately branded as 'racist' by the readership of the Guardian newspaper, and the largest, longest simultaneous whine in recorded history, chalked up by Britons who favour having more government interference in their lives rather than less of it. This whine continued until it became obvious that brexit would never happen, hence a 'brexain' is what they got.
Casual observer #1: What was the vote of the majority in the UK's recent EU membership referendum? Brexit or Bremain?

Casual observer #2: Brexit. But the loudest whingers, as well as almost all the politicians, wanted the result to be 'Bremain'.

CO#1: Oh, well it's in the hands of the politicians now, so they're obviously gonna 'brexain', right?

CO#2: It really is so painfully obvious isn't it!
Brexain by XLedge July 3, 2016

Brexploitation 

A British exploitation film especially intended to attract an audience by means of its sensationalist or controversial content.
That was the best Brexploitation film ever produced!