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bragplaing 

often unitentional; when you complain about something and someone else tries to top that, you get into a shouting contest of telling the other person about how much your life sucks
example of a "bragplaing" conversation:

bob: the boss told me to do fileing
joe: well i have to go pick up my kids from soccer practice
bob: oh yah well my mom set me up on a blind date
joe: oh yah well my wife just filed for divorce
bob: i know i had to file it!!!
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Bragplain 

To brag and complain at the same time.
An example of bragplaining: It rained on the way to my modeling shoot. My designer dress got ruined! At least everyone said they were speechless at my beauty anyway.

When people want you to know how great they are but still whine at you, they may bragplain.

1. Ashley's Facebook statuses are so obnoxious. All she does is bragplain.
Bragplain by FansAndFlames November 21, 2011
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Bragplaining 

When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.
Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.

Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.
Bragplaining by TheShrewKing August 9, 2010
Word of the Day on August 14, 2010

Bragplaining 

Bragplaining- when you complain about something while bragging on yourself. Very bitchy condescending behavior, Karens and Kens do this often. Sociopaths and even attentionwhores are well known for this.
Karen was bragplaining when she said she was the only one following the rules at her work.
Bragplaining by Mustngsalie January 7, 2022

Braggplaining 

The action of bragging about something through a complaint. Attempting to receive sympathy for dealing with a situation while simultaneously bragging about being in said situation.
Facebook post: "Got a new SS 2020 Camero with all the upgrades. Now I got to pay $800 a month. I don't want to be braggplaining but I think I'm going to need a Go fund me account now.
Braggplaining by art4darkART4DARK December 14, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026