bragplaing

often unitentional; when you complain about something and someone else tries to top that, you get into a shouting contest of telling the other person about how much your life sucks

example of a "bragplaing" conversation:

bob: the boss told me to do fileing
joe: well i have to go pick up my kids from soccer practice
bob: oh yah well my mom set me up on a blind date
joe: oh yah well my wife just filed for divorce
bob: i know i had to file it!!!
etm.

by atomic basket monkey October 4, 2010

Bragplain

To brag and complain at the same time.

An example of bragplaining: It rained on the way to my modeling shoot. My designer dress got ruined! At least everyone said they were speechless at my beauty anyway.

When people want you to know how great they are but still whine at you, they may bragplain.

1. Ashley's Facebook statuses are so obnoxious. All she does is bragplain.

by FansAndFlames November 21, 2011

Bragplaining

When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.

Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.

Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.

by TheShrewKing August 9, 2010

Bragplaining

Bragplaining- when you complain about something while bragging on yourself. Very bitchy condescending behavior, Karens and Kens do this often. Sociopaths and even attentionwhores are well known for this.

Karen was bragplaining when she said she was the only one following the rules at her work.

by Mustngsalie January 7, 2022

Braggplaining

The action of bragging about something through a complaint. Attempting to receive sympathy for dealing with a situation while simultaneously bragging about being in said situation.

Facebook post: "Got a new SS 2020 Camero with all the upgrades. Now I got to pay $800 a month. I don't want to be braggplaining but I think I'm going to need a Go fund me account now.

by art4darkART4DARK December 14, 2021