Bretaphobia

A phobia of a specific person called Bret who thinks he can control the weather.

"I have Bretaphobia: I'm scared he will make a tornado to eat me."

by yourfaveidolist December 31, 2023

Gretaphobia

The fear of meeting the band Greta Van Fleet

“Wouldn’t meeting Greta Van Fleet be so cool??”

“Sorry dude, no way. Way too scary for me. I have gretaphobia.”

by emgvf May 6, 2022

Breonaphobia

Fear of revolving doors(bar or glass), turnstiles, faregates, bafflegates - anything that falsely represents a door used to cover an opening with two or more hinges.

He was running late for work but his Breonaphobia compounded the problem when he realized new entry/exit procedures were implemented.

by Brenetics April 10, 2009

Bronaphobia

A sane person who is terrified by the idea of grown men watching and enjoying the show My Little Pony, also known as Bronies.

Joe: "I just love My Little Pony! Brony Pride!!"
Sally: "Get the fuck away from me you creep! I have bronaphobia!"

by Bronaphobicchic December 1, 2011

bruvaphobia

Hatred against British people.

This bruvaphobia is unreal.

by slweeb September 3, 2021

Fretaphobia

The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.

Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!

by BLINDPARAPLEGICS, MOBILIZE January 2, 2008

Breeaphobia

The fear of brees pig squels, and any other such form of high pitched scream. The patient usually aviods bands such as Job For A Cowboy, Despised Icon, and Skeet Skeet.

Person A: BREE BREE BREE BREE

Person B: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Person A: why didnt you tell me you had breeaphobia

Person B: Why you tell me your mom had A.I.D.S.....

by bebdcrgbh December 9, 2007