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Fretaphobia 

The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.
Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!
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Fredophobia 

“Man, that guys fredophobia is showing”

What do you expect, this is his first time in New York
Fredophobia by James Mission December 24, 2019

Gretaphobia 

“Wouldn’t meeting Greta Van Fleet be so cool??”

Sorry dude, no way. Way too scary for me. I have gretaphobia.”
Gretaphobia by emgvf May 6, 2022

Fistaphobia 

Fear of being fisted
"Omg Jenni does NOT have fistaphobia!
What a whore!"
Fistaphobia by minge... August 25, 2008

frotophobia

Apparently it's the word for the fear of getting a ring stuck on your finger. I don't know how true it is. I honestly just read it off of Yahoo answers...
I have frotophobia so I'm just gonna wear my wedding ring on a chain around my neck.
frotophobia by 3dsNick June 24, 2014

Freakaphobia 

A fear of freeks like emos, nerds, goths, ugly people, and so on. Or a fear of freaky teachers with the nick-name Freak-a-for-eh.
When Tracey saw that goth walking down the street, she ran to the other side. She so has freakaphobia!
Freakaphobia by Shabangshwa95<3 February 10, 2009

Fortaphobia 

I only clean my room because I have a severe case of fortaphobia!