Gretaphobia 

The fear of meeting the band Greta Van Fleet

“Wouldn’t meeting Greta Van Fleet be so cool??”

“Sorry dude, no way. Way too scary for me. I have gretaphobia.”

Gretaphobia by emgvf May 6, 2022

Geriaphobia 

1. The fear of old people, or of growing old.

Upon entering the nursing home, Allen's geriaphobia sent him into shock.

Geriaphobia by Shifty Tek November 26, 2006

Grutasphobia 

phobia of talking to a girl with a nice voice even though her face's not so pretty.

"I have experienced grutasphobia before"

Grutasphobia by BDK Peeps December 23, 2021

gregophobia 

irrational fear of living in or moving with groups.

She avoids going to parties because she has gregophobia.

gregophobia by Uttam Maharjan 2 September 23, 2014

Fretaphobia 

The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.

Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!

Fretaphobia by BLINDPARAPLEGICS, MOBILIZE January 2, 2008

GRekOPhobia 

A condition of disdain, distaste, displeasure and sometimes pure, unadulterated loathing to and for a Gunpla group called GRekO and its members, the latter of which were mass ejected from several other mediocre Gunpla groups simply for being members (even if they are inactive or otherwise disengaged) by overzealous, superpowered #AdminicusPolicicarpiuses, #RodiNumbs and #DenMaders who have nothing better to do than hunt down these intrepid individuals, just for stating facts and unpopular opinions Gunpla- and Gundam-related.

Some of these people have either been former GRekO members, or have joined later on, but have otherwise left for being unable to accept aforementioned facts and unpopular opinions so they backlash by having other admins eject these GRekO members from their respective groups (to sometimes undesirable results, since those other admins aren't idiots like they are. They tag GRekO and its members as toxic, but they themselves, without realizing it, become more toxic than the people they deem as such, with their campaign to malign GRekO members.

Your GRekOPhobia is getting worse. Daph Rundglen wasn't even doing anything wrong, yet you banned him.

GRekOPhobia by TheLingeringSaint January 10, 2022

cretaphobia 

The fear of almost all sea creatures that can do damage to anything because you don't want to get stung by an eel and them bleed so much that a shark comes and tears off your leg and them you are left to die with the ocean salt to burn your open wound.

help! help! i have an open wound and I can't swim with out a leg! I have cretaphobia!

cretaphobia by phobionic March 29, 2013