Brentism 

When someone complains about something that isn't real. Such complaints can be, but are not limited to:
Chronic onset gout
Heretitary wrinkles
Telling a story and changing facts to better suit the use of the story to your own personal benefit, although the entire story is fictional
Calling in sick to work
Going home sick from work
Sudden debilitaing illness instigated by an italian soccer player dive
Constantly one-upping a story

Hey man, I'm going to pull a Brentism and call in sick tomorrow.
Hey man, my 15th child that I never told you about who played as a professional NHL player im Bangledesh needs me to pick them up from the airport today. I have to go home early.

Brentism by SexyNigerianPrince9000 January 17, 2018

brentimer

a sexy SEXY palmtree

damn that brentimers FINE lol

brentimer by jaclyn January 10, 2004

Brantism 

To make up a definition or story when one doesn't know the real answer or truth. "To baffle with buloney".

Do you really know what you're talking about, or is that a Brantism?

Brantism by Beli September 18, 2008

brentish

Adjective for a person who pretends to be straight but is actually a fag.

1. Tom: Wouldn't you just want to bury your face in her knockers? (then reaches for Jack's pocket to fish for ciggies)

Jack: Stay away from my pockets! You're so brentish!

2. Tom: Yeah, my girlfriend is that hot... Hey man, your boxers are pretty cute. Let me see them again!

Jack: Fuck off, dude, you're being brentish!

brentish by Charlie's February 3, 2007

Brantism 

To make up a definition or story when one doesn't know the real answer or truth. "To baffle with baloney".

Do you really know what you're talking about, or is that a Brantism?

Brantism by Beli September 19, 2006

Brantism 

To make up a definition or story when one doesn't know the real answer or truth. "To baffle with baloney".

Do you really know what you're talking about, or is that a Brantism?

Brantism by Beli September 18, 2008

Brentish

A Brentish Person, or a Brent is someone being Creepy, Stalking, Two Faced/Double morale, Being or doing self centered things on the cost of others, Humiliating others to feel better about themselves and/or Humiliating others while trying to hide his own secrets which to no surprise is exactly what they are humiliating other people for.

Fred: Wow, look at that guy, he dresses like a total fag, Wearing vests is so 1970's
Kris: Oh Lord, That looks so Brentish

Lucas: Did you hear about the guy that been complaining to the cops about drugusers in his neighbourhood? The the cops came to his house and they found 15lbs of weed stashed in his bathroom and he claimed it was for personal use only.
Harry: No Really? Thats a really Brentish thing to do.

Brentish by EmmaYay April 4, 2017