Brentonio

Possibly the coolest guy ever.
Hot, sexy.
Has the best friends.
The best.

"Dude, he i such a Brentonio!"

by Lolwin February 18, 2009

Britoniocircut

A playa that hangs out with Davis Murphle

Britoniocircut and i were out playing forty and chillin

by Joe Biden's Stool Sample January 7, 2019

Brentonium

Brent means: Hill, Mount, High Place, or Holy Place.
Brenton means: Flame, Fire, or Town of Fire.
Brentonium means: Mountain Fire, Fire on High, or Holy Fire.

Brentonium’s personality truly lives up to his name; he is an all-consuming mountain fire that burns with love and discernment; he is unwavering in his strength and unbending in the face of wickedness.

by Truth and Value September 18, 2022

Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.

If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.

by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008

Trentonious Beardious Maximus

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.

OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

by ieatkidz May 19, 2015

45 Brenton Terrace

The Holiest parcel in all of the Berkshires, blessed by the divas, it’s the most beautiful building on gods flat green earth.

Owned and operated by the “chopper” herself, Laura Nira Harbin Boterf Waters, lord of the land!
See laura harbin-waters

Steer clear of this estate, as it is a rental property, and you will be driven to madness by the unending presence of diva boterf.

P1: Yo… 45 Brenton terrace is up for rent again
P2: I’d rather live on the sidewalk, that bitch is crazy
P1: I heard she once lost all her tenants at the same time.
P2: yup! One of them won a lawsuit against her because she was so bad.

by Scumbag Fanboy July 12, 2022

Bentoning

1. When someone fills with rage quickly and quits trying at their task easily.

2.Someone that calls other people either pickle boy, mooch, or saying "forget chu" constantly.

3.A person that rages about you being a "mooch" or "mooching" constantly when in reality they are not.

4. A man that is very proud of his low hanging fun bags also known as man tits. This person may also claim that they "walk with their tits".

Tyler: Man screw this game I quit!!

Travis: Come on quit being such a "benton".
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Tyler: Quit mooching off my answers!

Travis: Bro your "bentoning".
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Tyler: I WALK WITH MAH TITS!!

Joe: Quit "bentoning"!!!

by nitrofrenzy February 15, 2012