Braytonism

A mental disorder characterized by lying without lying, talking in circles, and always taking it a little too Farr.

He has a serious case of Braytonism.

by Brie007 February 16, 2018

Brentonism

The need to explain your joke, when no one finds it funny. Hearing an actual funny joke, and changing the words immediately to make it unfunny...

That joke was so bad it was a Brentonism

by Flagguy April 14, 2013

Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.

"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."

by Scalman October 23, 2011

Brandonism

A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.

X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested

by Mr. Walrus with glasses January 27, 2019

Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them

Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Brandonism

when you royally fuck something up and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the groups face book poll by adding needless options pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

Brandonism

when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021