Breating 

Breating - (/bri;tɪŋ/); an abbreviation/mix of the words breathing and beating (of the heart).

In order to check an individuals sign of life, (consciousness, effective breathing, circulation and skin characteristics sometimes are referred to as signs of life.), one must check if it/they/he/she is breating, etc... If the individual has a pulse but is not breathing emergency CPR must be administered and seek immediate medical assistance (call local/national emergency services) (e.g. 911/907/000).

"Oi Matt, you up? Your mate's here to see ya! Blake, be a good sport and see if he's still breating will ya."

Breating by alec haulle February 5, 2020

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

who invented breathing by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.

I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.

beating army by Chesty J December 1, 2014

ear beating 

When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.

Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."

Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.

ear beating by miguel666 January 2, 2014

Cum Breathing Space Dragon 

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.

Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.

Cum Breathing Space Dragon by ChrisCash July 2, 2011