Breastures 

1) Using your hands to describe the size and/or motion of a woman's breasts.

2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.

Woman: I was totally speeding through a school zone and got pulled over. I removed a few buttons, used some breastures, and the cop let me go with only a warning.

Breastures by Sethington September 30, 2008

Breastures 

1) Using your hands to visually describe the size, shape, or movement of a woman's breasts.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex. Such as unbuttoning to avoid a traffic ticket.

Woman: He should have given me a ticket, but a few buttons removed and some breastures got me off with a warning.

Breastures by Sethington August 21, 2008

Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

breastages 

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob

My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.

breastages by lola May 17, 2004

breasturbation 

The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.

1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.

2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!





Mark H. Bringing more new sexual slang terms to UD since February 2004.

breasturbation by Mark H May 18, 2005

breasturaunt 

A restaurant that has terrible food, but boobs aplenty.

Hooters is the best "breasturaunt", but the food is disgusting.

breasturaunt by Trattortita, booby buffet July 23, 2012

breasties 

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )

Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.

breasties by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009