breastages

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob

My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.

by lola May 17, 2004

Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

bastages

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

Molesta La Breastas

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'

Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

by Joe English April 20, 2006

breastgasm

Female orgasm derived from stimulation of the breasts, especially the nipples. Caused by a range of activities, from sucking to tittyfucking. Not experienced by all women.

girl 1: Wow, Corey gave me such a breastgasm last night!
girl 2: Damn girl, I can't breastgasm..

by coreius imperator February 22, 2009

Breastaliser

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered

"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"

by Wingy August 1, 2006

Breastures

1) Using your hands to describe the size and/or motion of a woman's breasts.

2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.

Woman: I was totally speeding through a school zone and got pulled over. I removed a few buttons, used some breastures, and the cop let me go with only a warning.

by Sethington September 30, 2008