The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.
1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.
2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!
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2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!
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by Mark H May 18, 2005
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When a guy lays face down to a bed and starts producing friction between said bed and his junk. Used at times in public spaces when said guy is horny and fakes being tired in order to bedsturbate.
Bedsturbation"
"Dude, we were talking about this hot chick in our hotel room and I got the hardest boner ever"
"And, what did you do?"
"What d'ya think? I bedsturbated.."
"Dude, we were talking about this hot chick in our hotel room and I got the hardest boner ever"
"And, what did you do?"
"What d'ya think? I bedsturbated.."
by sickguy1978 August 3, 2012
Get the bedsturbation mug.To masturbate with beast-like force. The act of extreme self-pleasure, sometimes involving painful sensations. It comes from the root of Beastiality, but it should not be confused with beastiality because this type of self-pleasure does not involve an animal. It only involves the animal-like force to pleasure ones self.
"As a single man, when I feel extra horny, I participated in beasturbation while watching The Office."
"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
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A mix between masturbation and beastiality.
A mix between masturbation and beastiality.
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you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring
You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
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Chris: Did you check out that old hag on the chopper?
Jessica: You mean the one with the "breastoration"
Jessica: You mean the one with the "breastoration"
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