breasturbation 

The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.

1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.

2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!





Mark H. Bringing more new sexual slang terms to UD since February 2004.

breasturbation by Mark H May 18, 2005

Blasturbation 

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.

Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.

Blasturbation by Mark May 26, 2004

bedsturbation 

When a guy lays face down to a bed and starts producing friction between said bed and his junk. Used at times in public spaces when said guy is horny and fakes being tired in order to bedsturbate.

Bedsturbation"

"Dude, we were talking about this hot chick in our hotel room and I got the hardest boner ever"
"And, what did you do?"
"What d'ya think? I bedsturbated.."

bedsturbation by sickguy1978 August 3, 2012

Beasturbation 

To masturbate with beast-like force. The act of extreme self-pleasure, sometimes involving painful sensations. It comes from the root of Beastiality, but it should not be confused with beastiality because this type of self-pleasure does not involve an animal. It only involves the animal-like force to pleasure ones self.

"As a single man, when I feel extra horny, I participated in beasturbation while watching The Office."

"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."

Beasturbation by coolpeople9809 August 31, 2011

beasterbation 

The act of a Centaur using its human upper body to sexually arouse its horse lower body.

A mix between masturbation and beastiality.

I saw a centaur performing beasterbation, it wasnt pretty.

beasterbation by Shenk01 January 16, 2011

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

basturbation by I3igCheese October 23, 2006

breastoration 

When an older woman gets breast enhansment in hopes of restoring her youthful look, similar to car restoration.

Chris: Did you check out that old hag on the chopper?

Jessica: You mean the one with the "breastoration"

breastoration by cousin jessie September 30, 2009