beastress 

A heterosexual female who is over six feet tall, not particularly attractive who possess bigger pipes than its male victims. Usually eager to engage in sexual activity with limited effort.

Activities and hobbies of the beastress include but are not limited to: basketball, softball, soccer, volleyball, shotput or any other activity that involves grunting.

"That girl you fucked last night was a beastress."
"Sorry I had to give into the beastress."
"I thought that beastress was gonna eat me."

beastress by bigandtasty October 29, 2005

boatress 

Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.

...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...

Person: "What you up to today?"
Hero: "Taking the boatress out"
Person: "Sweet.."

boatress by Matt "msalloys" Lloyd August 6, 2007

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

beatness 

the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.

"that fucking dog pissed on my tacos. beatness!"

beatness by kagus christ October 30, 2003

bastress

bastard, the female version

Shelly stole my Gucci purse! Stupid bastress!

bastress by melody April 2, 2004

Beasters 

Known as the "Lows of the Highs" this type of marijuana is the brick weed of Canada. Grown in mass quantities in British Columbia this marijuana is usualy striped of keif, sprayed with chems, thrown into bags, and shipped over to the U.S. where people can pay up to 40$ for 3.5g. This marijuana is NOT low grade pot compared to most of the weed going around. Though the high may be not quite as good as that from headies like sensi star and northern lights, you tend to avoid the confused, head-ache high that commercial pot gives you. If commercial weed gives you anything at all.

I smoke beasters only when there are no headies around.

Beasters by Anonymous July 28, 2003

bosstress 

The female version of a boss; the female version of the seventh letter of the alphabet; a princess who has boss status

That nigga is a boss, and his girl is a bosstress.

bosstress by Bosstress December 14, 2010