Definitions by Sethington
iBod
A photograph of someone else's body or face used to falsely portray yourself on a website such as MySpace.
Woman: What happened to your big arms and the six pack abs you had in your MySpace photos?
Man: Ohhhh... those photos weren't of my body. That was my iBod.
Man: Ohhhh... those photos weren't of my body. That was my iBod.
iBod by Sethington September 30, 2008
Breastures
1) Using your hands to describe the size and/or motion of a woman's breasts.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.
Woman: I was totally speeding through a school zone and got pulled over. I removed a few buttons, used some breastures, and the cop let me go with only a warning.
Breastures by Sethington September 30, 2008
iBod
A photo of someone else's face or body falsely used as your own on an internet site such as MySpace.
Woman: "On your MySpace pic you had six pack abs and big arms."
Man: "Ohhhh... that wasn't me, that's just my iBod."
Man: "Ohhhh... that wasn't me, that's just my iBod."
iBod by Sethington August 21, 2008
Breastures
1) Using your hands to visually describe the size, shape, or movement of a woman's breasts.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex. Such as unbuttoning to avoid a traffic ticket.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex. Such as unbuttoning to avoid a traffic ticket.
Woman: He should have given me a ticket, but a few buttons removed and some breastures got me off with a warning.
Breastures by Sethington August 21, 2008
Butt snoring
A sometimes loud, always odorous, expulsion from the butt which occurs while sleeping. Also see fart.
Woman: I hardly slept at all last night.
Man: Why? Was I snoring?
Woman: Not exactly. You were butt snoring, which is why I ended up sleeping in the guest room.
Man: Why? Was I snoring?
Woman: Not exactly. You were butt snoring, which is why I ended up sleeping in the guest room.
Butt snoring by Sethington June 26, 2008
Stallker
1) A person who talks while sitting on the toilet taking a dump in a public restroom.
2) A person who stands outside a public restroom stall talking to another person who is taking a dump in the stall.
2) A person who stands outside a public restroom stall talking to another person who is taking a dump in the stall.
I was trying to take a dump at work and this "stallker" was standing outside the stall and wouldn't stop talking to me.
Stallker by Sethington June 26, 2008
Grasshole
Grasshole by Sethington June 10, 2008