A sometimes loud, always odorous, expulsion from the butt which occurs while sleeping. Also see fart.
Woman: I hardly slept at all last night.
Man: Why? Was I snoring?
Woman: Not exactly. You were butt snoring, which is why I ended up sleeping in the guest room.
Man: Why? Was I snoring?
Woman: Not exactly. You were butt snoring, which is why I ended up sleeping in the guest room.
by Sethington June 26, 2008
Get the Butt snoring mug.A scantily clad woman at the gym who is there solely to meet men. Similar to a bimbo but found only at gyms.
Today I saw a gymbo on a treadmill that was so desperate to talk to a guy walking by, she slipped and totally ate it.
by Sethington June 10, 2008
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Get the Grasshole mug.1) Using your hands to describe the size and/or motion of a woman's breasts.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.
Woman: I was totally speeding through a school zone and got pulled over. I removed a few buttons, used some breastures, and the cop let me go with only a warning.
by Sethington September 30, 2008
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Woman: What happened to your big arms and the six pack abs you had in your MySpace photos?
Man: Ohhhh... those photos weren't of my body. That was my iBod.
Man: Ohhhh... those photos weren't of my body. That was my iBod.
by Sethington September 30, 2008
Get the iBod mug.1) A person who talks while sitting on the toilet taking a dump in a public restroom.
2) A person who stands outside a public restroom stall talking to another person who is taking a dump in the stall.
2) A person who stands outside a public restroom stall talking to another person who is taking a dump in the stall.
I was trying to take a dump at work and this "stallker" was standing outside the stall and wouldn't stop talking to me.
by Sethington June 26, 2008
Get the Stallker mug.1) Using your hands to visually describe the size, shape, or movement of a woman's breasts.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex. Such as unbuttoning to avoid a traffic ticket.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex. Such as unbuttoning to avoid a traffic ticket.
Woman: He should have given me a ticket, but a few buttons removed and some breastures got me off with a warning.
by Sethington August 21, 2008
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