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Breastwurst 

A term related to tittyfucking which describes either; the penis during the act of tittyfucking (noun)

or

The act of sliding one's throbbing knob, forward and aft, between two FEMALE breasts until which time a MALE orgasm is achieved. (verb)
The young woman had such a soft ample bosom, one couldn't help but give her the breastwurst. (noun)

"Shawty, I'm sprung and yo tits looking fire! Let's breastwurst. (verb)
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Breastwurst 

A term related to tittyfucking which describes either; the penis during the act of tittyfucking. (noun)

or

The act of sliding one's throbbing knob, forward and aft, between two FEMALE breasts until which time a MALE orgasm is achieved. (verb)

Akin to a firm German sausage nestling into a soft and pillowy bun
The young woman had such a soft ample bosom, one couldn't help but give her the breastwurst. (noun)

"Shawty, I'm sprung and yo tits looking fire! Let's breastwurst. (verb)

Peanut Butter Bratwurst 

When you are engaging in anal sex while your partner has to take a shit, and it gets shoved deeper into their rectum until it will no longer remain inside them, and it splashes out.
"Bro, what the hell was that? We were engaging in some hot anal sex! What's with all the shit?"

"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."

nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.
Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.
nutty bratwurst by Gruzzo July 17, 2006
A man's cock, especially a larger sized one. So called because of its sausage-like shape.
That dude has a huge bratwurst!

Norwegian Bratwurst 

Norwegian Bratwurst is a term used in response to the presentation of any other term that one may be unfamiliar with. It may be used as an escape mechanism from a situation/question that tests one's knowledge of Urban Dictionary terms, or just a joke on a friend to test their honesty in being presented with an Urban Dictionary term.
An example of both applications is as follows:

Michael: Hey, Eloise, have you heard of a cream pie?
Eloise (with discomfiture): No, I have not. But have you heard of a Norwegian Bratwurst?
Michael (with false confidence): Yeah, that's disgusting!
Eloise: Moron! Norwegian bratwurst does not exist. I simply made it up in order to play you the fool.
Norwegian Bratwurst by Clem&Daph December 26, 2010
A word used to describe girls who have a nice face but have a terrible body. The opposite of butters.
"When she took her clothes off, my fears came true. Her head, although pretty, sat on top of a pile of deformities. She was bratwurst"
Bratwurst by BigDaddy96 January 13, 2014