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Breasteses 

Made popular by David Alan Greer on the show "In Living Color", breasteses is a corrupted version of saying breasts.
"I would love to get my hands on her breasteses."
Breasteses by Steven-O September 11, 2009

breasteses 

The second most appealing part of the female anatomy. Approriate to use when one is referring to a woman that one wants to bone.
Look, there's your sister. Boy does she have nice breasteses.
breasteses by Jerôme H. December 26, 2005

Breasteses 

The plural form of breasts that is sometimes frowned upon
Look at that lady’s breasteses
Breasteses by Hehehejejensnsns December 21, 2019

breasteses 

Any combination of the breasts (boobs) of two or more individual women
Matt spends a great deal of 5th period lunch groping Taryn's and Amanda's voluptuous breasteses.
breasteses by Zeusy-kinz June 18, 2012

Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.
Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

breastages 

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob
My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.
breastages by lola May 17, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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