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Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.
Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.
Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.
Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.
Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....
Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!
Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!
Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....
Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!
Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!
by Steven-O January 11, 2010
Get the cigarette spazzmug. by Steven-O April 14, 2010
Get the pineymug. 
When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.
by Steven-O July 22, 2018
Get the Forked peemug. Nickname for baseball player Carlos Ruiz, the best Phillies catcher ever! Fans also chant it as a sign of affection.
by Steven-O August 29, 2010
Get the Choochmug. by Steven-O July 4, 2010
Get the SPFmug. by Steven-O December 4, 2010
Get the :-{|}mug.