Steven-O's definitions

Anush

How a "sand person" says anus.

My anush is very irritable.

by Steven-O July 23, 2018

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

:-{|}

Emoticon reminiscent of the "duck face" used by 98% of the people on Facebook.

Steve: OK...smile for the camera!

Brittany: :-{|}

by Steven-O December 4, 2010

most good

A dumb way of saying very good, great or awesome. First mentioned in the Family Guy episode "Breaking Out Is Hard To Do" when Winona Ryder states this in the movie "The Age of Innocence."

That would be most good, Newland. Most good.

by Steven-O October 20, 2010

Chooch

Nickname for baseball player Carlos Ruiz, the best Phillies catcher ever! Fans also chant it as a sign of affection.

Ruiz just hit a grand slam?! CHOOCH! (or more often, CHOOOOOOOCH!)

by Steven-O August 29, 2010

SPF

Safe way of saying Shit Piss Fuck online. Used to express extreme anger at a situation.

The doctor just told me I have inoperable cancer of the balls... SPF!

by Steven-O July 4, 2010

>:[]

Meant to represent an angry face with teeth clenched.

You broke my new 70-inch plasma TV! GRRR! >:

by Steven-O May 22, 2010