SPF

Safe way of saying Shit Piss Fuck online. Used to express extreme anger at a situation.

The doctor just told me I have inoperable cancer of the balls... SPF!

by Steven-O July 04, 2010

Chooch

Nickname for baseball player Carlos Ruiz, the best Phillies catcher ever! Fans also chant it as a sign of affection.

Ruiz just hit a grand slam?! CHOOCH! (or more often, CHOOOOOOOCH!)

by Steven-O August 29, 2010

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

>:[]

Meant to represent an angry face with teeth clenched.

You broke my new 70-inch plasma TV! GRRR! >:

by Steven-O May 22, 2010

cigarette spazz

Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.

Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.

Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.

Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....

Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!

Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!

by Steven-O January 11, 2010

Good 'morrow

The Amish way of saying "good morning".

"Good 'morrow to thee, neighbor!" - Itchy the Mouse from "The Simpsons"

by Steven-O January 15, 2010

:-{|}

Emoticon reminiscent of the "duck face" used by 98% of the people on Facebook.

Steve: OK...smile for the camera!

Brittany: :-{|}

by Steven-O December 04, 2010