Breastalgia

To remember or reflect upon a set of breasts which were of outstanding quality.

I saw the Girl Fight video by Brook Valentine for the first time in a few years and experienced some breastalgia.

by castorjay September 12, 2011

breastalgia

pain from seeing beautiful breasts, wishing they were completely made free and bare, while knowing the wish won’t come true.

I suffered a breastalgia attack when I could not resist to look again at her beautifully formed breasts knowing they are not for me.

by iuujooy September 11, 2022

Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.

Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)

by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

Breastaliser

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered

"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"

by Wingy August 1, 2006

breastalicious

Possessing delicious breasts. Also breasdelicious.

Damn, girl, you look breastalicious.

by Yorb March 2, 2006

BreastAlingus

when a girls bazooooms receive erotic stimulationby somebody's tongus.

she was pissed at her ol' man so she decided to get some breastalingus from a girlfriend

by Atlantis1789 September 16, 2018

breastalizer

one who blows on someone's nipple

Steve: Did you hear what Nicole did at the party?
John: no

Steve: she got so drunk she used becky as a breastalizer

by flowergirl8 September 16, 2011