breastarian 

A breastarian is someone who believes in the sacredness of breasts and believes that they should be worshipped at all times.

Gaurav is becoming a Breastarian.

breastarian by Lilypad April 9, 2022

breastaurant 

A restaurant specializing not in food but rather in featuring female servers' bodies, usually with an emphasis on breasts. Training ground for exotic dancers. Ex: Hooters, Twin Peaks, Yo Mama's, Bombshells, Bikinis, Tilted Kilt. Wednesday is often Family Night, with discounts for the young'uns.

It's Wednesday, which breastaurant would you kids like to go to for dinner? Your father will be here to pick you up at 6:00 p.m.

breastaurant by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

breaditarian 

A person who decides to become a vegetarian but does not really eat any vegetables. They will often eat bread products, plain pizza, cereal, or various types of junk food because they contain no meat. However, this can be unhealthy because they aren't getting balance in their diet. It will also not help them if they are trying to lose weight.

Trish decided to give up meat but she never eats vegetables. She's become a breaditarian.

breaditarian by killerfiller September 2, 2005

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

breastaurant 

A restaurant, such as Hooters, that serves both food and breasts.

Hey Dad, since Mom is out of town, can we go to the breastaurant?

breastaurant by Ants July 18, 2003

Breastfriend 

A female best friend

Jean has been my breastfriend since high school.

Breastfriend by proffessor010 September 8, 2010

breastaurant 

A male-oriented restaurant where the servers' bodacious, natural cleavage is never on the menu--but always in voluminous supply. Daisy Dukes in various forms (denim, khaki, Lycra) function to round out the servers' assets.

Openly admiring these women is an unspoken, but completely sanctioned, activity by all parties involved: owners, managers, servers, and patrons.

(With apologies to Yoda), "The force of booblevision is strong yes?"

Breastaurants are in a class by themselves. They are certainly above the mainstream in terms of atmosphere, but will never be considered fine dining by pretentious elitists who value "ambiance" (pronounced OM-bee-ahnse) over ample portions of, well... everything.

Breastaurant atmosphere is both fun and titillating. It gives new meaning to the phrase: "Let's head to the mountains!" Likewise, the food is a carnivore's delight.

As such, breastaurants send out a vibe that wards off feminists, vegans, and queer men in a TWO block radius.

See also: brestaurant, breastraunt.

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The Metroplex area really has it going on when it comes to breastaurant selection.

Between Twin Peaks, Bone Daddy's and Hooters, one can keep abreast of some of the finest female forms that America has to offer world humanity. Breastaurants should be declared "UNESCO World Heritage" sites.

UNESCO DELEGATE: "I agree! Twins, twins everywhere, it's a bodacious breastacular!

In my country of Crapistan the waitresses all wear BURQAS for Pete's sake! Oy vey."

breastaurant by One Stark Reality May 26, 2009