A phrase called out at closing time in a pub. A bell usually rings ten or fifteen minutes before to alert people that the bar is closing so that they can order more drinks. Then at closing the bell rings again and the bar person can say "Time gentlemen please!"
Also a TV show aired on Sky One starring Al Murray as the sad landlord of a london pub next to a chemical plant.
Also a TV show aired on Sky One starring Al Murray as the sad landlord of a london pub next to a chemical plant.
by Wingy May 22, 2006
When a gang boss wants you dead he may send someone to bring you to his office. The floor will have a plastic sheet over it so that when he shoots you and your body slumps to the floor, no one has to go through the trouble of removing the blood from the floor.
Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.
Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.
"Oh man, Chavez went crazy when I told him on the phone that I screwed up the vault job! He invited me to his office, I reckon I'm standing on plastic!"
by Wingy July 11, 2006
Not being sensible. Doing something pointless while others are trying to get things done. Or just wasting peoples time in any sense.
"James, stop pissing about! I'm trying to get a very important despatch out!"
"Don't have a go at me, Steve's not even at work today, at least I'm doing something!"
"Checking for drugs and porn in the lockers isn't helping!"
"Don't have a go at me, Steve's not even at work today, at least I'm doing something!"
"Checking for drugs and porn in the lockers isn't helping!"
by Wingy July 17, 2006
The act of attempting to shave your testicles with a standard face razor. Difficult, pointless and dangerously easy to make a mistake. Also difficult to explain what you're doing if your mum walks in.
by Wingy December 14, 2005
Often misunderstood as a bad thing because of bad coverage in the press, it is in fact very useful. To engineer something you need to map an organism's DNA and then discover which genes have which effect. Then map another organism's DNA and implant those genes where you want the desired effect. It can be performed while a creature or plant is in it's embrionic stage, if done after there would be far too many DNA strands to alter. It could be used to create plants that would grow all year round in any county such as deserts without rain or even in antarctica and if there is water there, thoretically Mars.
"Genetic Engineering is a bad thing. I don't know what I'm talking about. I am an idiot."
Prince Charles.
Prince Charles.
by Wingy January 03, 2006
A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.
1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered
1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered
"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."
"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."
"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"
"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."
"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"
by Wingy August 01, 2006
Usually meaning you are not confused about your sexuality, can be used as the ending to a sentence that you just realised made you sound a little homosexual.
From the Pub Landlord played by Al Murray in Time Gentlemen Please
From the Pub Landlord played by Al Murray in Time Gentlemen Please
"I was just curious, y'know, as to the mechanics of the whole business. What do they get up to? I was never confused!"
by Wingy May 18, 2006