Breakshist

When you take a shit first thing in the morning after waking up. Usually caused by drinking Colt 45 the night before.

mmmm.. nothing like a nice breakshist.

by alphabravo123 September 21, 2011

Breakshit

A sarcastic word for Brexit.

Matt : Hey ! Did you heard all about brexit ?
Rob : Uh ! Don't fucking talk breakshit to me !

by titorelio April 18, 2019

Breathist

(bree-th ist) Someone who is vehemently opposed, to the sounds, another person makes whilst breathing.

The sound of my breathing makes you angry? Is that really true? Are you....a.....Breathist??

by i wannaCUseeMEspeLLit March 26, 2021

breastistes

Female mammary glands, titties, jugs ect.

My God, Magnum! Take a gander at those breastises!

by aegis June 18, 2003

Breakshart

Nervous breakdown causing a pacemaking (foggy) fart dilating the anus and soon followed by an instant abundant release of hot creamy feces;

Typical in sensitive non professional sluts looking for love in vain after a "bulldozering" one night stand .

Women on the verge of a nervous breakshart.

by NIO LITTLEBULL April 19, 2008

breastist

A person usually male who judges another person usually female by her breasts. The stereotype breastist is known for his "the biger the better" attitude that has become almost a cliche, in their world this is given more thought than even what kind of car to drive.

My uncle George Teton used to always say "hey man, look at them _ _ _ _. He prided himself in never saying the same sexist term for the mammillary protuberances and I would just say "yo dude, whatever you breastist".

by eggmann November 3, 2009

brekshit

The shit you take straight after breakfast

When arriving at work needing to use the toilet. Making space after breakfast hence Brekshit.

by Kegs-iow November 18, 2016