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Breathist

(bree-th ist) Someone who is vehemently opposed, to the sounds, another person makes whilst breathing.
The sound of my breathing makes you angry? Is that really true? Are you....a.....Breathist??
by i wannaCUseeMEspeLLit March 26, 2021
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*breathes in* boi

A SpongeBob meme used to show stupidity and obvious stuff.
While your hands are in a prayer state while you breathe in and then out and then while hands in same state point down or at the person or at the thing you are showing.
Etc.
*breathes in* boi
by coolsalv001 October 27, 2016
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who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.
person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”
by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021
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Cum Breathing Space Dragon

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.
Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.
by ChrisCash July 2, 2011
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breathslap

breath so bad it literally slaps you with its potency
Local resident and drivers' side passenger Motifa Jones was forced to push her head out of the window in order not to vomit having dry retched repeatedly after an onslaught of breathslaps from driver Chico Mendez.
by Brett Anthony M February 21, 2006
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jizz breathing dragon

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.
"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."
by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014
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Smokronized breathing

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke
Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke
by bananaman321 April 12, 2011
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