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Breakshit 

Matt : Hey ! Did you heard all about brexit ?
Rob : Uh ! Don't fucking talk breakshit to me !
Breakshit by titorelio April 18, 2019

Breakshist 

When you take a shit first thing in the morning after waking up. Usually caused by drinking Colt 45 the night before.
mmmm.. nothing like a nice breakshist.
Breakshist by alphabravo123 September 21, 2011

brasharted 

inspiration from a certain little man to brasharted is to shit fart with a wet slip proceeding.
My boy had to leave the party after he brasharted and left a sludgy brown trail down the rear leg of his pants.
brasharted by stephen kidd July 27, 2004

breakfart 

To have anal sex in the morning, just after wake up . Can be used as a name (example 1) or as a verb (example 2).
1. Ana used to have breakfart every morning with her lover.

2. - Tea or coffee my Dear?
- I'd rather breakfart.
breakfart by krapatxuk December 30, 2007

breakfart 

A random fart that breaks the moment of peace such as a loud toot in the library, or classroom, or at a funeral.
1st person: "man its so quiet in this class....better let out a breakfart. x3 *lets it all out* "

entire class: "*sniff sniff*AW! Who let out a breakfart?"
breakfart by DyingWillMan October 30, 2009

breakspert

A person whose best meal is breakfast. They make the best breakfasts ever.
Wow, your dad is a Breakspert. He makes the best waffles I've ever had! And a damn good omelet to boot
breakspert by kennykenalot October 11, 2015