Breadstain

A very good friend

Dude, you're one crazy breadstain! or Hey breadstain, wanna go out tonight?

by ApropriateSpoon August 12, 2010

breadstick

a elongated piece of hardened bread named Luke Hemmings. Usually 4 cents. Most commonly referred to as a fuckboy by association.

"Do you know the lead singer in 5 seconds of summer?"
"Oh yeah, I know that breadstick."

by Katsreallylame January 4, 2015

Breadstix

The only restaurant in Glee that everyone goes to. They are legally obliged to keep bringing you breadstix, hence the name.

"cuz we'z be going to breadstix"

by Sparkle snatcher February 20, 2012

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

breadstick

Luke hemmings

"oh look its breadstick"
"who?"
"Luke hemmings."

by ashturnon November 4, 2018

breadtangle

An Italian-esque serving of pizza sometimes headlining lunch at cheerleader, so and so, whats her face, and the ugly one's school.

Not to be confused with the breadpazoid, breadallelogram, or brhombus.

"And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza..."

by doregard January 18, 2005

The Breadstick Maneuver

The tactical act of munching down cloves of raw garlic prior to engaging in oral sex, with intentions of giving the man super stink dick and scaring away any future potential females (if the female is of higher noble status she may top off the blowjob with a clove of fresh basil and a murmuring of the words "les bijoux de famille")

I had this clairvoyance that Chad was fooling around with other woman behind my back, so I pulled the Breadstick Maneuver.

by CF19 January 25, 2019