bendstain 

An individual who is both camp and extremely annoying. Stems from the terms bender and wankstain. Word originates from Wilson's Shool, South London.

"I don't know if I can down this glass of white wine spritzer."
"Oi Marcus, don't be such a bendstain!"

bendstain by Adzy01 June 18, 2014

Elastic Bandstand 

The act of concealing one's erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.

Dude, I popped a serious boner in class right before the bell rang. I had to pull an elastic bandstand before I stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole

Elastic Bandstand by Dr. Thaddeus November 19, 2014

Breadstain 

A very good friend

Dude, you're one crazy breadstain! or Hey breadstain, wanna go out tonight?

Breadstain by ApropriateSpoon August 12, 2010

bandstand rat 

Someone who spends their whole day drinking/skateboarding/ or eating icecream at the bandstand pavillian in hull MA. They will never leave and are always there. forever.

look at those kids eating icecream drinking and skateboarding over there, they never leave the bandstands!

that's because they are bandstand rats.

bandstand rat by hullh8ter July 24, 2011

Bendsten Strategy 

Going to a party or social gathering where there will be dancing and or girls sitting on your lap and wearing sweatpants in an attempt to amplify sexual arousal.

This was perfected by Big Boner Bendsten one night at that SCSU

Yeah went to Sin City last night grinding up on mad girls in my AND 1 sweatpants god some wood in my sweats it was great!! Sure i got arrested for sexual assult...WAS a good night Bendsten Strategy

Bendsten Strategy by MolsonIceManiac55 December 17, 2011

bedstain 

Common characteristics of this person include tiredness after sleeping and laziness in the morning, but usually the afternoon. Other qualities consist of repeatedly putting the alarm clock on snooze and listening to 'just one more song' on the radio.

When this special breed finally decide to get up some general activities may include phoning in sick to work followed by an extra dose of procrastination.

Danny was a bedstain, living life in the slow lane.
Shes such a lazy girl, a right bedstain.

bedstain by halooooom July 30, 2008

Bandstand

A one night stand with an entire band

I'm not saying she's a groupie...but she's had a Bandstand

Bandstand by LalaF May 11, 2011