Breadstix
The only restaurant in Glee that everyone goes to. They are legally obliged to keep bringing you breadstix, hence the name.
Breadstix by Sparkle snatcher February 20, 2012
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Breadsexual
Breadsexual. What is it?
I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.
Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.
You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.
It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.
You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.
Or you want it to dominate you.
A little kinky, dont you think?
But I'll leave this to you.
Dont forget to treat Bread right..
Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..
Bread is soft and sometimes hard,
it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.
Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.
You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.
It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.
You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.
Or you want it to dominate you.
A little kinky, dont you think?
But I'll leave this to you.
Dont forget to treat Bread right..
Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..
Bread is soft and sometimes hard,
it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"
"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"
"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"
"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"
"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
Breadsexual by Sencide April 5, 2022
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Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
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Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
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breadstick
a elongated piece of hardened bread named Luke Hemmings. Usually 4 cents. Most commonly referred to as a fuckboy by association.
breadstick by Katsreallylame January 4, 2015
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shoving breadsticks into my purse
A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.
Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.
shoving breadsticks into my purse by Defineurslang August 25, 2015
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