Anti-breadite

1. A person, having come from a pro-rice culture, who holds a negative and hostile view towards bread.
2. A person who persecutes other people due to their pro-bread attitudes and behaviors.

When the Asian woman suggested it would be better to eat the freshly cooked bacon with rice rather than bread, her companion proclaimed, "You are an ANTI-BREADITE!"

by Time Traveling Masturbator July 31, 2011

Breaditating

It's like meditating but while balancing bread on top of your head. Has more effect / power if you chant "the bread is life, the toast is life."

"I was breaditating while waiting for the local bakery to open."

by GetSomeTherapy November 19, 2023