breastling

What happens when a really busty girl does jumping jacks.

Dude, I'm about to head down to the gym to see if I can catch the end of the breastling season.

by whydoesn'tudletyoureuseyourown October 1, 2010

breastling

wrestling with ones breasts. don't worry this isn't just for girls wink wink.

"Dude we're so gonna breastle tonight. I LOVE BREASTLING!"

by sandy assboy March 13, 2009

who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

Straight up beasting

Utter dominance.

Did you see Kobe drop 35 last night? He was straight up beasting.

by El Presador March 1, 2011

Cum Breathing Space Dragon

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.

Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.

by ChrisCash July 2, 2011

jizz breathing dragon

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.

"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."

by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014

Smokronized breathing

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke

Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke

by bananaman321 April 12, 2011