CF19's definitions

The Breadstick Maneuver

The tactical act of munching down cloves of raw garlic prior to engaging in oral sex, with intentions of giving the man super stink dick and scaring away any future potential females (if the female is of higher noble status she may top off the blowjob with a clove of fresh basil and a murmuring of the words "les bijoux de famille")

I had this clairvoyance that Chad was fooling around with other woman behind my back, so I pulled the Breadstick Maneuver.

by CF19 January 25, 2019